I'm Andy.
You can expect 57 varieties of rage, fandom (some of which I'm not even in) posts, terrible (truly, honestly, harrowingly terrible) jokes and tons of angst over rareships (and common ships, and like, non-existent ships, I'm a polyfandom shipper, okay). Profile pic from tf2sexual, and sort of not really but totally part of a blood pact.

19th April 2014

Chat reblogged from arcane idol riots with 122 notes

  • wardens: use blood magic to gain the power to defeat the darkspawn
  • fandom: JOIN US BROTHERS AND SISTERS AS WE SHED TEARS WHAT HEROES
  • templars: use blood magic to control and track mages who step out of line
  • fandom: POOR TEMPLARS SO TRAGEDY SUCH CHARACTER DEPTH
  • merrill: uses blood magic to regain her people's history
  • fandom: you stupid bitch you're a danger to yourself and everyone around you, just shut up and do what i say

Tagged: tbqh I don't like Merrill because she seems two-faced and selfishnot because she's a blood magein fact if you listen to all her dialoguesand her party banter with Anders in particularyou realise she knows better than most what she's getting into with blood magicwhichalong with her determination to revive the glory of her peopleis one thing I like about hertbh I like her idealsher goalsall the big stuffI just don't like the way she fronts

Source: theladymonsters

19th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Let's party in my Kookie Jar. with 7,300 notes

Come on, stick to the beat!

Tagged: demyx's fight endeared him to me so muchwhat a useless hippy stoner lumpI love him

Source: aworldoftheversusepic

19th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Trilliath with 5,870 notes

wolveswolves:

Canadian timber wolves (Canis lupus occidentalis) at Parc Omega Nature Preserve, Canada
Picture by Rudy Pohl

wolveswolves:

Canadian timber wolves (Canis lupus occidentalis) at Parc Omega Nature Preserve, Canada

Picture by Rudy Pohl

Tagged: cute overloadlook at their smushie faces

Source: wolveswolves

19th April 2014

Post reblogged from The Paranoid Bear says... with 134,164 notes

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

Source: thumbtackjuicyfruitspork

19th April 2014

Post reblogged from I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. with 48,225 notes

queencous:

she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT

Source: sheparrrd

19th April 2014

Post reblogged from The Paranoid Bear says... with 164,075 notes

lifeundergrwnd:

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

i sent this to my boyfriend and he told me to fuck off 😂

Tagged: *sigh*tbh if you think dicks are grossdon't put them in your mouthA+++ life advice

Source: cowbellguy

19th April 2014

Post reblogged from Checkin' It Daily with 243,474 notes

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Source: meladoodle

19th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Tokyo House Party with 443,306 notes

drewgray:

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

This feels so good to my brain

Source: iraffiruse

19th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Tokyo House Party with 474,436 notes

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

Source: patrickmasturbateman

19th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Let's party in my Kookie Jar. with 1,002 notes

obsessionisthenewblack:

When prayers turn to promises, not even fate can stand in their way.

Tagged: otp

Source: obsessionisthenewblack